{"id":778,"date":"2010-06-18T20:37:42","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T20:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/averral.com\/blog\/?p=778"},"modified":"2010-06-18T20:37:42","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T20:37:42","slug":"the-secret-of-the-magic-pies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.averral.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/the-secret-of-the-magic-pies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret of the Magic Pies"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In a cafe down in Hawthorn
\nThat serves magic pies
\nA taste, and it will become an addiction
\nIt was famous far and wide
\nEveryone wanted a bit of the magic pie.<\/p>\n

I asked the owner one day
\n“What is the secret to the magic pies?”
\nHe replied,
\n“The secret is in the kitchen.”
\nAnd smiled a wide grin.<\/p>\n

One night, in the dead of the night
\nI picked the kitchen lock to discover
\nthe secret of the pies<\/p>\n

To my astonishment, there was an old woman
\nWith a big metal ball chained to her ankle
\nHer hands feverishly rolling the dough on the table
\nThere was a thousand pies stacked up to the ceiling!<\/p>\n

She looked at me with her red sinister eyes
\nHer skin as pale as white flour
\nAnd gave a ghostly shriek
\nThat sent me running away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a cafe down in Hawthorn That serves magic pies A taste, and it will become an addiction It was famous far and wide Everyone wanted a bit of the magic pie. I asked the owner one day “What is the secret to the magic pies?” He replied, “The secret is in the kitchen.” And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[372],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n