{"id":774,"date":"2010-05-27T01:59:27","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T01:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/averral.com\/blog\/?p=774"},"modified":"2010-05-27T02:03:50","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T02:03:50","slug":"death-cost-twice-as-much-as-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.averral.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/death-cost-twice-as-much-as-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Cost Twice as Much As Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Today I went to a book fair
\nThere was two books for sale
\nOne was a book on DEATH
\nAnd the other, a book on SEX<\/p>\n

\u201cThe DEATH book costs $10 and the SEX book, $5\u201d
\nA guy with blue eyes at the counter said.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd why does DEATH cost twice as much as SEX?\u201d
\nI asked curiously.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt takes twice the courage to die than to have sex.\u201d
\nHe answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow about, we do some love making before I kill you.\u201d
\nI seduced him with my fingers and lured him away to a dark place.<\/p>\n

— – –<\/p>\n

\u201cMummy, where is daddy?\u201d
\nA child with blue eyes asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe disappeared right after you were created.\u201d<\/p>\n

I smiled and looked at the bare patch of the garden.<\/p>\n

——<\/p>\n

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The Little Black Book <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today I went to a book fair There was two books for sale One was a book on DEATH And the other, a book on SEX \u201cThe DEATH book costs $10 and the SEX book, $5\u201d A guy with blue eyes at the counter said. \u201cAnd why does DEATH cost twice as much as SEX?\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[372],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n